So to all of us who like (or got dragged along and made to feel more awkward then a Star wars fan at a Star trek convention) to go to nightclubs one of the two things you can do without upsetting the very nice bouncers is drink and dance, since the latters expensive and dance does technically count as exercise the latter tends to be indulged in at some point. Of course many of use have had our dancing labeled sarcastically (and cleverly punctuated) 'dancing'.
This description has been pinned onto many of use. Though I say this description can be avoided with simply stealthy crowd pleasing techniques:
1. The song- Their two schools of thought on this. One is to keep with current muscial trends which are likely to be played at night clubs and be able to blag some moves out whilst it's on. Most can be inspired by a music video etc
2. Follow someone who knows the song- If you find someone who's developed a set of moves without many people giggling at them, it's simple stay a step ahead or pick someone a little drunker then your slightly sharper with pulling the moves out. This works well was things like the Cha Cha slide
3. Miming makes you like a miracle- Miming to a song you know just makes your job much easier, though it may come up one time that you can't as you simply don't know the song, simple it's dark and the lyrcis are fast paced, mime like fish trying to recite a piece of Shakespheare.
4. Stick with the group- The best move is to stick with the group or general moves of the dance floor, nothing flashy or Fame inspired or you might as well go and drink and wacth Fame.
